New member of the family?

When I was ordering my return address labels for my Christmas cards, I chose the ones with the cute little caricatures. You know, the little faces where you add hair and stuff so it looks like you. Then you put the little names under each person.

Big Kid (he is 9) saw me working on it on the computer. (I ordered them from vistaprint.ca). He said, "Could I use that for a second?" So I said ok. He proceeded to create a face. He made the face brown and added a brown hat.  Then he wrote "Poop" under the face. He said he wanted a "Poop" on our return address labels.

After I nearly peed my pants laughing, I told him, (trying to be stern, but really still chuckling to myself) that Poop could not be added to our return address label.

I think this adventure is in the category of, "When you grow up, you may... order return address labels with "Poop" on them." And put them on your holiday cards. And I will call you and say, "Hello, may I please speak to poop?"